but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
…without laughing.
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.
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If there’s anything else…
#MAYBE YOU COULD FIX MY HEART#SINCE SEEING ANY GIFSETS OF THESE TWO RIPS MY HEART OUT#ALL OVER AGAIN #CAN YOU FIX THAT SAM???? #CAN YOU?????
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GUS FROM PSYCH
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- *it starts raining*
- me: yes
- *lighting appears*
- me: yES
- *thunders explode*
- me: YES
- *raining intensifies*
- me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
this is worse than hearing my parents swear for the first time
BILL NYE YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
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when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE
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Hospitals are so weird, like
on one floor a woman is bringing a new human life into the world while the father of her child looks on
and on the floor below her a frat boy is getting a wiimote removed from his butthole
i thought this was going to be deep and emotional but i was so wrong
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listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead
Literally sounds like Pretty Little Liars
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